I can see that was probably very clever, but I don't seem to understand it.

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

Strue my life, sister.

Got up.

Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is...

Morning Southwest!

For August 26, 2020, 5.

My name is Bernie Burns.

Sitting right over there.

It's not a podcast.

It's an intervention.

Say hi to Ashley, everybody.

Wait, what? Why?

Can we talk just for a moment at the top of the podcast about what I would like to call your financially crippling

skincare addiction. What the fuck is going on over there? You, okay, but you can't deny that my

skin looks great right now. Hey guys, we've got to put ads on the podcast. Because Ashley's on every pharmaceutical site. She's getting stuff shipped in like you're getting in. What is all the stuff you're getting? Okay. What is a hair mask? It's, if your hair is like, you know, got damage and stuff, you put, you do, so you do your shampoo and then you do a nice mask and

condition and then afterwards you can put up some hair oil and everyone says that you can do that and get really nice, soft, fluffy hair. Mask is for your face. That's where the term mask comes from. No, it's a treatment that you leave on for a bit. A mask? That's where, that's what that is. like it's a treatment you put on for a little,

but you do the same thing.

Yeah, you can do face masks,

and yes, I've bought a number of those as well.

But you can do face masks.

And yes, I've bought a number of those as well. But you can also do them for your hair. A mask for your hair that goes on your hair. It's called a hat. So you bought a hair hat. It's what you bought. It sounds like you're getting lost in semantics. No, no. And forgetting to compliment my many efforts.

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