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Morning Somewhere

2025.08.27: Those Without Sn

Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Society & Culture

4.9615 Ratings

🗓️ 27 August 2025

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Morning Somewhere mascot, the great tin bear market, Raja Jackson, Kick, robodialers, abuse streamers, French autopsies, Swift engagement, and their important immigration date.


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0:00.0

Hey, kid.

0:02.4

It ain't that kind of movie.

0:05.0

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

0:08.0

Shut up.

0:09.2

Good.

0:10.5

Oh, hey to you, wherever you are, because it is...

0:16.8

Morning Somewhere!

0:18.7

My name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there.

0:24.0

She is desperately trying to keep a cat happy and not scared by that intro.

0:28.6

I'm doing my best to keep him calm.

0:31.3

He is sitting next to me today, and he's very sweet.

0:35.3

And no matter how much we try to explain to him that this is what we do every day and there's always shouting. Oh no, there he goes. Come here, come here, buddy. You come over by me. The shouting part's over. No more shouting. Promise. It's all just TED Talk drops from this point of. It's good to have mush around. Usually he just goes bolting whenever we do the intro. Hey, everybody, it is Wednesday you made to the middle of the week.

0:56.8

How?

0:57.3

How do we all make it to the middle week? But here we are. We all decided, on Monday we're like, you know what, let's all meet up on Wednesday. And we did it. So congrats to everybody. Let's just everyone check in with each other on Wednesday. Ashley and I are off to a very important meeting today.

1:11.7

We have our immigration violence. day. Ashley and I are off to a very important meeting today.

1:12.0

We have our immigration biometrics appointment.

1:16.1

So we're getting our biometrics.

1:17.9

Basically we have like face ID, but for our country.

1:21.6

I was trying to explain because the kids have to be part of it as well.

1:25.6

They have to do it.

1:26.2

And I was trying to explain to Finn what a biometric is. Yeah. I was like, it's like, you know, like you see how you have lines on your fingers. It's like taking prints of that because everyone's, you know, trying to explain it to him. And there's a lot you learn about explaining things in general when you have to try to explain something to a six-year-old.

1:46.4

It's scary to the stuff that he's talking to me about. I can't even remember, but there was

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