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Morning Somewhere

2025.08.25: G.L.O.P.

Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Society & Culture

4.9615 Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2025

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

Burnie and Ashley discuss kids birthdays, pretty pregnancies, Apple Shortcuts, modern data speeds in ancient places, The Long Walk, and unsuccessfully avoid the Marvel conversation gravity well.


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0:00.0

It's my birthday!

0:02.5

Hey!

0:06.0

We're recording the podcast.

0:08.0

Shut up!

0:10.0

Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is...

0:16.0

Morning, September!

0:18.0

For August 25, 2025, so late on that. My name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there. Oh, today she's the mother of a six-year-old. Finn's birthday name. I'd say hi to Ashley. I know a little birthday boy doing the shout. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe we should have him record a new one. Maybe we'll do a new birthday or a new morning somewhere shout.

0:39.3

Is this voice going to be deeper now that he's sixth?

0:41.5

Should we? We haven't talked about doing the morning somewhere shouts from the audience because we did those for a while and those came in.

0:48.7

But I guess once we stopped talking about it, they stopped coming in. So as a reminder, you can send those to us at the email address

0:56.0

that I definitely know off the top of my head. All right. Well, we'll find it and talk about it again at some point.

1:04.4

But the first thing that I want to start the week off with Bernie is the fact that you said you

1:10.2

weren't going to do it and then you did

1:11.6

it. Do you remember? You remember the discussion that we had last week, the It's Good Enough

1:16.5

discussion? Oh no. Where you were like 100 megabits in the kitchen. It's good. It's fine. It's good

1:21.9

enough. It's so much better. Right. And then somehow that led to me crawling through the outside of our walls.

1:32.5

Yeah.

1:33.1

Like in between wood joists, which frankly are kind of, some of them are kind of concerning when you see them and you go, that's holding the house up.

1:40.1

So old, so old.

1:42.0

And like crawling through that going, when was asbestos invented?

1:46.5

And like, and fishing.

1:48.2

Places way before asbestos.

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