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Morning Somewhere

2025.08.11: Weaponized

Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Society & Culture

4.9615 Ratings

🗓️ 10 August 2025

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Burnie and Ashley discuss Weapons, trading nights in a relationship, providing selfies vs credit cards, the personal association of photos, AI rights, and things that survive longer than they should.


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0:00.0

God loves you just the way you are, but he loves you too much to let you stay that way.

0:05.0

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

0:08.0

Shut up.

0:09.2

Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is Morningse outwe.

0:16.8

For August 11th, 2020, 5.

0:20.0

My name is Bernie Burns

0:22.9

sitting right over there.

0:24.9

I owe her one romantic comedy.

0:27.7

It's Ashley Burns.

0:29.1

Say hi to Ashley, everybody.

0:30.8

You might owe me two now.

0:32.5

Do I owe you two because of weapons?

0:34.6

Well, so we went to see weapons.

0:36.2

I pause every time. I say the name. Durbin, dearby so we went to see weapons. I pause every time.

0:37.7

I say the name.

0:38.3

Durban, dearby.

0:39.1

We went to see weapons.

0:41.2

And I don't, as a general rule, go to see scary movies.

0:46.1

That's not usually my bag, right?

0:47.9

There are nearly enough explosions and car chases and things like that happening

0:51.1

for my highly distinguished movie viewing tastes.

0:56.5

But I agreed to go see weapons with you because you go to see stupid romantic comedies with me,

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