2025.08.08: The Long Game

Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Society & Culture

4.9 • 615 Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2025

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Burnie and Ashley discuss their plans to see Weapons, Sneak Peek, starting projects to get free stuff, drunkgamers, being wrong in the moment but right over time, water on Mars, Martian Manhunter, Magnesium oil, dumb stuff that works, and taking advantage of your children's education.

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0:00.0	How are you gentlemen?
0:03.6	All your base are belong to us.
0:06.1	Hey, we're recording the podcast.
0:09.1	Shut up.
0:10.3	Good morning to you wherever you are because it is morning somewhere.
0:18.5	For August 8th, 2025.
0:21.0	My name is Bernie Burns, sitting right over there.
0:25.9	She's ready for the weekend.
0:26.7	Actually, you're not ready for this weekend.
0:28.8	I'm not ready for this weekend at all because I may have committed to something that I'm,
0:32.9	I'm terrified of doing.
0:34.2	You're terrified of doing this.
0:35.9	This weekend, I am taking Ashley to see the movie weapons.
0:40.8	And I have to do this.
0:42.6	This is one of those like couples obligations, right?
0:45.7	Bernie has gone to see like adventure rom-coms with me.
0:49.8	Like what was it, The Lost City, the one with Sandra Bullock and Channing Tatum,
0:52.3	when she's like getting like leeches off his butt and stuff. And you have, you've gone to see those movies with me,
0:58.9	even though you have no interest whatsoever in that genre of film. So turn about as fair play.
1:05.6	And now I have to go see weapons with you, even though I would rather chew my own foot off.
1:09.5	It has been a long time since I have seen a horror movie in a movie theater.
1:14.3	JD's been bugging me.
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