2025.08.12: Don't Talk Back In Anger
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 615 Ratings
🗓️ 12 August 2025
⏱️ 22 minutes
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Burnie and Ashley discuss weird milestones, weird fan support, gramophones, Motorola, flip phones, Oasis gag orders, the lost art of curation, and their go-to calls for bail money.
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| 0:00.0 | I don't want to go |
| 0:01.9 | On the car |
| 0:02.6 | Hey, we're recording the podcast. |
| 0:06.1 | Join the club. |
| 0:07.4 | Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is |
| 0:13.4 | Morning Somewhere! |
| 0:15.1 | For August 12th, 2020, 5. |
| 0:18.7 | My name is Bernie Burns. Sitting over there. Her rotten tomatoes score dropped by 20% overnight. |
| 0:27.0 | It's Ashley. It's all because of the pronunciation too. Couldn't keep that 100% forever. |
| 0:31.6 | I got very poor reviews on my tomato meter. Man, I am, I don't like talking about ratings for stuff that we do because I learned |
| 0:42.8 | a lesson really early on that people are fucking weird when it comes to that. |
| 0:49.0 | And as an experiment one time on the Rishi podcast, I said, watch this. |
| 0:53.4 | To everyone else in the podcast. |
| 1:12.3 | And I said, on the podcast, I talked about how red versus blue on IMDB had like a 9.1 or a 9.2, which put it in the top 100 movies. And that was awesome. On IMDB. Yeah. Right. But I had been there for like two or three years. And it is one of those things, like, there's a lot of times you have like a marketing thing, |
| 1:13.0 | you think it's a big deal. |
| 1:14.3 | And over time, you're like, who cares? |
| 1:17.0 | Like, that's not driving anything but your own ego. |
| 1:17.2 | Right. That's for us, not for the people. Right. It's like, no one's gonna stop and go, like at the grocery store, you know, I have a top 100 movie on IMDB to be like, your groceries are free. |
| 1:27.6 | You know, that's not, nothing, nothing comes of that, you know? |
| 1:30.9 | Sir. You know, I have a top 100 movie. I'm not able to be like, your groceries are free. |
| 1:49.3 | You know, that's not, nothing, nothing comes of that, you know? Sir, sir, I'd like you to have this medal. But I said in the podcast that it had that, and I was really proud of that. And overnight, it dropped like half a point. Right, so this is people. And it was all ones. People just went and hit one. This is people who like you or hate you enough to listen to you. Right. I don't think anybody hate listens to our podcast. I really don't. Yeah, probably not. I mean, look, look, you're no |
| 1:54.5 | what's his name. What's his name? Howard Stern. Howard Stern, there we go. |
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