2025.08.05: Stashed Cucumbers
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 615 Ratings
🗓️ 5 August 2025
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Summary
Burnie and Ashley discuss tucked away cucumbers, lessons from little kids, Storm Flores, clearing trees, chainsaw boots, ButterRum vs Red Velvet, Hot Buttered Rum, Epic Meal Time, Vegas conspiracies, tipping as a tax for nice people, ChatGPT chat logs in the wild, and the expectation of privacy in the most public of spaces.
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| 0:00.0 | I love you, but you don't know what you're talking about. |
| 0:03.2 | Hey, we're recording the podcast. |
| 0:06.2 | Shut up. |
| 0:07.4 | Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is... |
| 0:13.6 | Morning, September! |
| 0:15.2 | For July 5th, 2025. |
| 0:18.7 | My name is Bernie Burns. |
| 0:20.7 | I said July talking. Sitting right over there. Say hi to Ashley, everybody. It's Ashley. I was thinking about the date and thinking how yesterday I said, hey, I didn't fuck up the date. And then I posted the wrong day. Yeah. It's okay. I corrected the title for you. I got you back. I had it late, but I had it. |
| 0:39.9 | Around Ashley, if you can picture this if you, if you can, I have put all around her |
| 0:45.5 | timers. |
| 0:47.0 | You have no less than four timers. |
| 0:49.3 | And none of them are running. |
| 0:50.3 | Hold on. |
| 0:50.5 | And clocks around you. |
| 0:51.6 | So that's like to remind Ashley of like, it's starting what our time is. |
| 0:55.8 | Why don't I just have a goddamn calendar right in front of me? |
| 0:59.2 | In fact, one of the things I do just to give you a little behind the scenes look here is as soon as I start the theme song playing or the drop, I switched to the front page of my iPhone. |
| 1:12.7 | Instead of maybe just looking at the lock screen for a second where it says, you know, |
| 1:16.9 | important information, like the date. |
| 1:19.8 | I knew that it was the fifth. |
| 1:21.1 | I was right about that. |
| 1:23.3 | Even when I went to go say it, I thought, July 5th, I feel like we've already done the episode for July 5th. |
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