2025.08.04: War Of The Worst
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 615 Ratings
🗓️ 4 August 2025
⏱️ 23 minutes
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Burnie and Ashley discuss angry X'ers, Grok disciples, the life Twitter chose, dumb debates, Spider Man's costume reveal, ninja sword bans, barely legal bans, and unintended consequences.
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| 0:00.0 | I looked him straight in the eye. |
| 0:02.7 | I said my number one goal is to never watch porn again. |
| 0:08.2 | Hey, we're recording the podcast. |
| 0:10.7 | My goal is never to be one again. |
| 0:12.5 | Good. |
| 0:13.7 | Morning to you. |
| 0:15.1 | What are you again? |
| 0:16.4 | Where is? |
| 0:17.6 | Mornings out where. |
| 0:19.1 | For August 4th, 2020. my name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there she stepped on my line it's Ashley Burns say hi to Ashley Well I think we all have a lot of questions after that intro I like that you interrupted me and threw me completely off my flow and yet it's still one of the only times I got the date right. I think I got the date right. We're going to just say that you did. It has been we're going to be a little punchy today. It has been a very long weekend, working weekend. Sort of we had a good day yesterday where we we had the whole morning. We went to the park with the kids. That was dope. That was fun. |
| 0:54.5 | It was nice to just take some time, go to a good park. We did a little drive. We took a drive. And then we went to a place called Keith. That's the name of the town. I love towns that are just like, my name's Keith. So I got to warn you, everybody, this week, especially the, this week in general. These will probably be shorter episodes and we might seem just like... |
| 1:14.2 | We might seem out of it because, well, we are. Be like a drive-by. Let's just say there's a lot going on. We're just like driving by with our windows down, like yelling things at you. It's a short, hot mess of an episode. This is my impression of our episodes coming this week. Cheers. |
| 1:27.6 | The Trump did something stupid! |
| 1:31.0 | So we're going to sound like all week. |
| 1:33.5 | But I made a mistake this weekend where because of turning all the dials back up on |
| 1:41.2 | rooster teeth, I've had to go into stuff that I've had to like leave it |
| 1:45.6 | alone until it's ready to go. But that means all of a sudden I got all these little assets I got |
| 1:49.6 | to put in all these little different places and things like that. One of the platforms I had to look at |
| 1:54.8 | was X, one of these platforms that I have been very grateful to be able to ignore for the last six years now at this point. |
| 2:04.0 | It's been great. |
| 2:04.5 | Yeah, it's been great. |
| 2:05.4 | It's been great. |
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