2025.08.06: Consentual Wordplay
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 615 Ratings
🗓️ 6 August 2025
⏱️ 29 minutes
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Burnie and Ashley discuss Star Wars fatigue, blaming fans, Howard Stern's alledged cancellation, empty anticipation tanks, wordplay, Danish solutions, sausage ingredients, sausage transportation, JRPG lore, and the Coyote finally gets his day in court.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm ready. Let's do it right now, right here. |
| 0:03.6 | Hey, we're recording the podcast. |
| 0:06.7 | Shut up. |
| 0:07.8 | Good. |
| 0:08.9 | Right to you wherever you are, because it is... |
| 0:13.0 | Morning September! |
| 0:14.7 | For August 6th, 2020, 5. |
| 0:18.6 | My name is Bernie Berg. Standing right over there. She always knows what dates is. It's Ashley. Say hi to Ashley, everybody. It's because we're dating. Listen, I just want to say, I've been doing a lot of heavy lifting in this relationship. I'm not just talking between me and you. I'm talking to you, the listeners out there as well. Listen, if you guys got out of bed and somebody immediately |
| 0:37.7 | started asking you questions, like, what day is it? You might not get that right either. I was well |
| 0:44.3 | prepared to that. It was August 6, 2000. And what day is it? I got to be careful because I still |
| 0:49.2 | have to put the episode up, and I could typo it when I do that. Like, anything could happen |
| 0:53.0 | between now. Listen, it's, it's, the, the possibilities are infinite. Anything could possibly happen. Right. It is Wednesday, my dudes. This is the year, the year of our Lord 2025 for those who celebrate. And I have a hot take. What is your hot take on this Wednesday, my dudes? This is something that I didn't feel like would be a hot take. |
| 1:11.9 | But in, in 2025, it kind of feels like a hot take, weirdly enough. Bernie, I'm excited about a Star Wars movie. Yeah, it was that movie. What do you say that? I'm like, what? No, okay, yeah. No, I get it. Yeah, right? Right? I feel like I outgrew Star Wars, but I didn't outgrow Star Wars. |
| 1:29.1 | It was a big deal when I was a kid. |
| 1:31.4 | Like, I get it. Yeah, right? Right. And it's like I outgrew Star Wars, but I didn't outgrow Star Wars. It was a big deal when I was a kid. Like, I feel like the prequels that was too young for me, but it was very on brand for Star Wars. So that was the only point at which I could say I outgrew Star Wars. I feel like they're making it for people like me, but yeah. I mean, the part of the trouble is there, I want to be like, it's well, it's been so long since we've had a good Star Wars movie. But the thing is, we do have good Star Wars stuff, right? Mandelorian was great. People have nothing but great things. Sometimes it may be good. Sometimes it's never shit. people have great things to say about there's there's mandolorean there's andor there's i don't know i guess people |
| 2:03.5 | like asoka about there's, there's Mandalorian, there's Andor, there's, I don't know, I guess people like Asoka and there's what, Bad Batch and Skeleton Crew, there's all this stuff. Yeah, you're naming a bunch, yeah. And, you know, so there's, there's some good stuff, right? And then there's the movies. Is it the fans? |
| 2:16.5 | No, no, I don't want Is it the fans? No. |
| 2:20.5 | No. I don't want to blame the fans in this case. |
| 2:22.6 | Although we, although we, you know. |
| 2:23.8 | It always goes over so well. It is fun to say and acknowledge, I guess, that no one hates Star Wars as much as the fans. |
| 2:29.7 | Right. |
| 2:30.2 | It is true. |
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