2025.08.01: Episode Title Reveal
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 615 Ratings
🗓️ 1 August 2025
⏱️ 28 minutes
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Summary
Burnie and Ashley discuss the best Summer in years, bumper crops, soil depletion, Buffalo's temperature record, New Ground's self-reflexive age verification, the oldest qualified pubs, Master of the Universe, and Superman's digital release in August.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm not dead. |
| 0:02.1 | Here, he says he's not dead. |
| 0:03.9 | Yes, he is. |
| 0:04.5 | I'm not. |
| 0:05.3 | He isn't. |
| 0:06.0 | Well, he will be soon. |
| 0:07.4 | Hey, we're recording the podcast. |
| 0:10.6 | Shut up. |
| 0:11.7 | Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is. |
| 0:17.6 | Morning, September. |
| 0:19.2 | For August 1st, 2020, 5. My name is Bernie Burns, sitting right over there. She is enjoying the best summer of her life. It's Ashley Burntz. I'm. I am. I forgot it's a new month. You know what that means that means new fitness goals. Yeah, it's August 1st, new fitness goals. What's your fitness goal for? |
| 0:38.5 | I've got to look it up now. It's the kind of thing that hits at midnight, so I'm like sleeping and snoring away. |
| 0:45.0 | And it goes, you have a new goal. |
| 0:46.8 | Mine is I have to work out nine times in a month. So I got this fan. |
| 0:51.5 | Mine last month was almost patronizing. |
| 0:54.9 | It was like workout four times. |
| 0:56.9 | You know what's based on your activity, right? |
| 0:59.0 | I know. |
| 0:59.4 | I know, but I'm like, wow, you expect so little of me. |
| 1:02.1 | But I also have the opposite thing. |
| 1:04.0 | I cannot be pleased because if I'm working to better myself and I'm working out a lot, |
| 1:10.3 | then in the back of my mind is always like, |
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