2025.07.31: Dong Radar
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 614 Ratings
🗓️ 31 July 2025
⏱️ 26 minutes
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Burnie and Ashley discuss dorky usernames, Amazon's Netflix of AI, creator crab buckets, Nolan festivals, one year pre-orders, Naked Gun, big dongs, War of the Worlds Revival, Helen Miren, comedy movies, and Happy Gilmore 2.
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| 0:00.0 | My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. |
| 0:07.4 | We begin bombing in five minutes. |
| 0:09.9 | Hey, we're recording the podcast. |
| 0:13.0 | Got a hot mic. |
| 0:14.2 | Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is. |
| 0:19.8 | Morning somewhere! |
| 0:23.9 | For July 31st, 2020. |
| 0:27.0 | Five, my name is Bernie Burns. |
| 0:31.3 | I need not let the extra syllable in that date fuck me up. |
| 0:32.3 | Sitting right over there. |
| 0:33.8 | She begins bombing in two minutes. |
| 0:34.4 | It's Ashley Burns. |
| 0:35.1 | Say hi to Ashley, everybody. |
| 0:37.3 | Beer up back. I in a bathroom break. |
| 0:54.8 | I love when somebody makes a just colossal fuck up and just walks it off. Like, nobody even knows. Like, nobody can't. It's fine. Like Reagan telling his weekly radio audience, hey, we're going to bomb the Russians in about five minutes. As a funny ha-ha. We were talking about that. There was a lot of comments in the subreddit about we were talking about the |
| 0:56.5 | Hawaiian about five minutes. As a funny ha ha. We were talking about that. There was a lot of comments in the subredits about, we were talking about the Hawaiian false alert that went out to everyone's phones telling them that the ballistic missiles were on their way. What was that? What year was that? It was 2018. 2018. And people were talking about that. Someone reminded me of something. They had a personal experience where they were in Hawaii |
| 1:11.2 | and they talked about the hotel bringing them down to the lobby and then just or the dining |
| 1:16.8 | room and facing them away from the windows and the ocean. They all just waited there. |
| 1:21.0 | Because you just, they all thought they were going to fucking die. You can't do anything about it |
| 1:24.5 | at this point. It's too late. And then somebody else like filled in as well and said what they remembered from it. That was, uh, good Lord, get better names. PKMN trainer diamond. What the fuck does that mean? Is that a Pokemon thing? Did I say a Pokemon thing? You might have. They fucking snuck a Pokemon thing by me. Fuck you. And then somebody else, Unucron Gundam. |
| 1:44.9 | Guys, can we get some fucking sports names on your usernames? |
| 1:49.6 | And the subreddit, for Christ's sake. |
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