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Morning Somewhere

2025.05.20: You Are Here

Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Society & Culture

4.9615 Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2025

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

Burnie and Ashley discuss fetishes, Ivan Reitman, SNL50, Weekend Update joke swap, relative enlightenment, Nicole Kidman, female directors, Fortnite's AI Darth Vader, SAG action, and people using Grok for everything.

Transcript

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0:00.0

I wish you good luck, but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it.

0:04.8

Hey, I'm saving the podcast.

0:07.2

Get away of that.

0:08.9

Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is Wake Up for me, 20,000, 25.

0:19.0

My name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there.

0:24.4

She loves my pregnant pauses.

0:27.3

So I get my timing right.

0:28.7

It's Ashley Burns.

0:29.4

How to Ashley, everybody?

0:30.7

It's all about the timing on the pregnant pause.

0:33.2

Anytime I say pregnant, I feel like I should say.

0:34.8

That's not an announcement of any kind.

0:37.2

Are you pregnant?

0:38.2

No, I am not. No. You're expecting. It's like that, what's the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie where they like, they put a baby like in between his intestines and they're like, this'll work! There's also, by the way, a fetish where people like inflated people. I don't know what that's called.

0:54.0

Oh,

0:54.1

where they're like,

0:54.5

what?

0:54.7

They like fill up

0:55.3

with air or something?

0:56.2

I just assumed

0:57.0

that they must really like farts because you know that's what's coming next. If you fill a person up with air, what comes next is the farts. No, what comes next is a very successful Arnold Schwarzenegger. I believe also it was Emma Thompson? What was that? Yeah, that was junior. Junior, good memory on. And hold on, let me look this up. Was it Emma Thompson was in that? Yeah, Emma Thompson is directed by Ivan Reitman. Ivan Reitman, classic American director, Ivan Reitman. I was going to say twins at first,

1:44.4

but that is not how that movie went. Arnold Schwarzenegger did not give birth to himself and Danny DeVito. However, Danny DeVito is also in junior. Is he? He is. So I guess they were butted up for a while and they went, what if? Please tell me he's the baby. That's what I want to know. I think he's the doctor. Yeah, I'm in the... With a bright idea to use the intestines as a uterus.

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