2025.05.19: Parody Account Ability
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 615 Ratings
🗓️ 19 May 2025
⏱️ 24 minutes
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Burnie and Ashley discuss Doom, Blue Prince, Fantasy Life, Brittany Furlan drama, Music claims, Sebastian Stan's voluminous filmography, President Biden's diagnosis, the obsession with people who aren't alive, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Shia Leboeuf's, and bird red carpets.
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| 0:00.0 | The catfish bites down on your hand, thinking that it's bait. |
| 0:05.2 | Hey, we're recording the podcast. |
| 0:07.4 | Smiling. |
| 0:09.1 | Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is. |
| 0:15.2 | Running somewhere! |
| 0:16.7 | For May 19th, 2020. |
| 0:19.5 | Five, my name is Bernie Burns. |
| 0:22.7 | Right over there, she's, I think she's feeling attacked by my Monday morning energy. |
| 0:27.4 | It's Ashley Burns, I had to Ashley, everybody. |
| 0:29.2 | It's just, it's a lot of energy for early in the morning. |
| 0:32.3 | It's a lot of energy for early in the morning. |
| 0:34.0 | Well, I played, I played some doom this weekend, so I'm shot out of a cannon |
| 0:39.0 | today. I'm also sitting on hot gossip news today, Ashley. You've been, you've been sparkling |
| 0:45.1 | with this impending gossip. Like, we talked about this briefly on the Patreon episode, and you were |
| 0:52.0 | like, you're like, I've got some gossip, but I'm going to save it. |
| 0:54.3 | I'm going to save it. I'm going to tell you tomorrow. And you've been like, I don't know, |
| 0:57.7 | there's like this aura about you that you're super excited about this gossip. I like technology |
| 1:04.2 | and I like dumb, beautiful people and I love when they collide in dramatic fashion. I'll get to that in a second though. Isn't that us every morning? You made it through the weekend. I hope you were covering me. You're like all these fucking people they are on their mics with their goddamn energy on Monday morning. Who's been playing Doom? Who's been playing Doom? Not better in your little Blue Prince game over there. You've been playing. Look, I've got to get through this. |
| 1:27.9 | I've now, I've hit a point where I need Blueprints R&G to line up. |
| 1:32.4 | It needs to sort itself out and get me the rooms that I need to solve the puzzles |
| 1:35.8 | that I need to solve so that I can get through the game |
| 1:37.7 | because I found out, Bernie, the new fantasy life game comes out on Wednesday. |
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