2025.05.21: NSFW Tush Pushin
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 615 Ratings
🗓️ 21 May 2025
⏱️ 23 minutes
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Summary
This episode is NSFW. Burnie and Ashley VERY AWKWARDLY discuss female directors, the NFL's awkward Tush Push controversy, awkward paprazzi woes, awkward Joh Brolin encounters, awkward red carpet moments, and awkward photo negotiations.
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| 0:00.0 | But I'm let's have a nap. |
| 0:03.5 | Then fire the missile. |
| 0:04.9 | Hey! |
| 0:05.8 | We're recording the podcast. |
| 0:08.0 | Shut up! |
| 0:09.1 | Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is... |
| 0:14.8 | Morning, September! |
| 0:16.4 | For May 21st, 2020. |
| 0:18.9 | My name is Birdie Birds. Sitting right over there, she is a little tired. It is Ashley Burns. Say hi to Ashley, everybody. Yeah, it's been a long morning, and it's just begun. I would have sworn we had played that draw before. I don't think so. I don't think so. That's a repeat. That's on Ashley today. Maybe a morning somewhere historian can correct us, but I don't think we've used that one. I'm so recovering. I have an excuse. I'm recovering from my cringy awkwardness from watching Baby Girl. I saw, I watched for research purposes. I saw a receipt on the Microsoft store for Baby Girl. so that's, that's, uh, for your, your research is now in our movie library for all time, or at least until they rescind the license. It's even worse. I rented it. So I wouldn't stay in there for, really? But yeah, but having seen some of it now, it's, uh, yeah, it's, yeah, it won a shitload of awards. Did it? Listen, it may seem like I'm downloading Nicole Kidman Smut, but really, I'm supporting female directors. |
| 1:16.6 | What are you doing over there to support female directors? |
| 1:19.3 | That's what I would like to. |
| 1:19.9 | Did you ever watch the movie that she was in where the sets were drawn in like chalk? |
| 1:25.4 | I'm going to look this up. |
| 1:26.7 | Nicole Kidman Chalk. Isn't that the movie that |
| 1:29.2 | with the Purple Crayon kid? What's his name? Oh, Harold in the Purple Crayon? Yeah. |
| 1:34.1 | No, this was called Dogville. This was a 2004 film from Lars Vantrear. It's basically a stage |
| 1:42.5 | production with like drawn sets, chalk outlines. It's very strange. It's |
| 1:48.5 | very conceptual. So she is no stranger to doing very experimental films. No, no. Well, if you're |
| 1:54.4 | doing four goddamn films a year, like did you, had you heard of baby girl before? Yes. I mean, |
| 2:00.1 | I knew there were trailers. |
| 2:01.0 | I knew this was a thing coming at. |
| 2:02.2 | I knew it was going to be an erotic thriller. And I saw the trailer and went, I don't think that's for me. Oh, really? Man. But I looked it up. It was like Time Magazine's number one movie of the year on their must watch list. All right. This was not a small movie. Maybe like 60 million at the boxoffs, too. |
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