he has an erection modicay it's very inappropriate mongo is appalled how was i early on that

how is i early on that?

My name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there.

She's something, I don't know.

Sashi Burns, hi-dashy, everybody.

We're doing the full podcast in Simlish today.

The best part about that is I can use that intro whenever I want to do. Yeah, if you want to, you can use that every day.

Fucking evergreen content, y'all. It's relevant at any point in time. Hey, it's Wednesday, everybody. You've quote unquote made it halfway through a week. Maybe you haven't, I don't know. Welcome to humpday. You're curled in a ball between your wall and your back. Just crying your eyes out, maybe. Who knows? You know what I did one day when I was in middle school is that's how I got out of school for the day? Go ahead. I like, I squeezed down between the wall and my bed and I hid there. And my mom thought that I just like left for school as usual. And then I was like,

ha ha, home scot-free for the day. She comes home like two hours later, furious because guess

what? Schools call your parents when you don't turn up. It's kind of a tracking system they've got

in place. I was so smart until I wasn't. Peggy, I'm so sorry you went through all that.

Don't worry. Your granddaughter will make it absolutely miserable. Oh, I can see it coming.

I can see it coming. How, let's say, how many absences were you allowed in the Utah school system?

Oh, I have no idea.

Aside from...

Really? I knew exactly how many was allowed,

because I hit it every semester.

What was this?

This is the goal for you?

Like, this is like the maximum number that you get, right?

This is your allowance.

100%.

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