2025.01.23: Deliciously Inaccurate
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 615 Ratings
🗓️ 23 January 2025
⏱️ 30 minutes
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Summary
Burnie and Ashley discuss calculator price updates, West Texas, kolaches, bastardized sausage products, explaining to chickens, delivery services tier list, FarmTok, drama ping-pong, entertainment leaks, API subterfuge, and MyGamerCard nostalgia.
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| 0:00.0 | You just bought yourself another week. |
| 0:03.8 | Hey, we're recording the podcast. |
| 0:06.8 | Shut up. |
| 0:08.0 | Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is... |
| 0:13.7 | Morning, Somewhere! |
| 0:15.2 | For January 23rd, 2020, 5. |
| 0:18.8 | My name is Bernie Burns. Sitting right over there. She likes to blame it on the calculator. |
| 0:25.5 | Ashley Burns. They had Ashley, everybody. I never learned to read. T.I.84. One up from your model. |
| 0:32.7 | 94 bucks on Amazon. It's ridiculous. |
| 0:38.5 | I was going to say pay a sales tax in the state of Texas because Texas Instruments is a |
| 0:42.1 | Texas company, I assume. |
| 0:44.1 | Yes. |
| 0:44.7 | Yes. |
| 0:45.1 | I was, |
| 0:45.7 | apparently they're headquartered in Dallas. |
| 0:47.6 | I was corrected on this. |
| 0:48.6 | But they have offices in Austin so I can still flip them off when I drive by. |
| 0:52.2 | Have we not yet reached the point where Dallas and Austin and Houston have merged into one |
| 0:56.3 | great Metroplex? |
| 0:57.6 | Megaplex. |
| 0:58.4 | I mean, they're pretty close, but there is, if you make the drive, there is still a few |
| 1:04.4 | like gaps of green space between, well, brown space between the metropolises. So they've got to go ahead, finish filling those in, |
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