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Morning Somewhere

2025.01.21: Crown 'em

Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Society & Culture

4.9615 Ratings

🗓️ 21 January 2025

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

Burnie and Ashley discuss your National Championship Ohio State Buckeyes, playoffs vs the old polling system, MLK Day, executive orders, Gulf Of America, the Ten Commandment problem, and the guilt of escapism.


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0:00.0

Things fun. How was your breakfast?

0:02.1

Did you get the pancakes? The blueberry pancakes?

0:04.6

I didn't have blueberry pancakes. I had to get better milk. Are you sure you're okay?

0:08.5

Hey, we're recording the bottle cat. Got up.

0:12.7

Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is morning, September.

0:19.7

For January 21st,

0:21.2

2012,

0:22.0

my name is

0:24.5

Bernie Burns

0:25.6

sitting right over there.

0:27.4

She got the

0:28.2

honorable mention in last night's

0:30.2

pigeon race.

0:31.2

It's Ashley Burns.

0:32.4

Hey out of Ashley, everybody.

0:33.4

Look, I'm up and coming

0:34.7

in the sport.

0:35.5

Man, I could...

0:36.5

I'm going to take it over.

0:37.4

Go all in on pigeon racing, Ashley. We really can. Race them pigeons. We can. You know what I found is in our house, right? Up in the attic in one of the like dormer window boxes is not actually a window. There's, it's like a board with these holes in it for birds to live in. So, Bernie, we already have somewhere that we could keep stolen birds.

1:16.6

The dove-cum. It's like a board with these holes in it for birds to live in. So, Bernie, we already have somewhere that we could keep stolen birds. It's a dove coat. A dove coat. A dove coat. If you are keeping score at home, it's a dove coat. I don't think doves wear coats. We're in a very old house. It is a very old. This house predates electricity and cars and everything else. Look, I'm just saying we have everything we need to dominate our newly discovered pigeon racing sport.

1:17.4

This is going to be great.

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