2025.01.20: Dummest Timelion

Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Society & Culture

4.9 • 615 Ratings

🗓️ 20 January 2025

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Great TikTok Comeback of 2025, Presidential Crypto, Bernie mittens, indoor inaugurations, and a bunch of other dumb stuff. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere

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0:00.0	I'm the Secretary of State.
0:03.5	I want you by Carl's Jr.
0:05.2	Why do you keep saying that?
0:06.5	Because they pay me every time I do.
0:08.3	It's a really good way to make money.
0:10.1	You're so small, why don't you know that?
0:12.9	Hey, we're recording the podcast.
0:16.2	Shut up.
0:17.4	Good morning to you, however you are, because it is...
0:23.1	Morning September!
0:24.7	For January 20th, 2020, 25, my name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there.
0:32.9	She's got what plants crave.
0:34.7	It's Ashley Burns.
0:36.3	Say hi to Ashley, everybody.
0:38.0	It's Electrolites.
0:39.7	I just want to say at the top of the show.
0:41.1	I want to give a special congratulations to every single person who is listening to this because if you are, it means you survived the dumbest weekend in history, I think.
0:55.9	Everything that happened this weekend was so dumb, so incredibly, unbelievably dumb.
1:04.1	Well, the big news, Bernie, is that you had a birthday.
1:06.7	Yes.
1:07.8	Yes, I'd forgotten that in all of this.
1:14.4	I had a birthday this weekend. My birthday was on January 18.
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