I'm Martha.

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

Shut up.

Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is...

Morning, September!

For December 11th, 2020.

My name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there. He is the next CEO of United Health Care.

It's Jeff Ramsey, everybody. Don't put that bull's eye on me, man. Jesus, man. I like what you said.

I am Bernie Burns, as if you had to check yourself for a second. You're 50, 63?

What are you?

You're 18 years old?

I was born in 1973, which makes me a thousand years old, I think, at this point.

I think it's escalating.

This year escalated me a lot, for sure.

You're going to be 50 this year.

Very soon.

In 2025.

Yeah, I'm like six months away from 50 years old. The Jeff's almost 50 joke is not a joke. I want to be clear about something. I'm going to set this up right now. I'm not calling you on your fucking 50th birthday because you didn't call me on my birthday. That's totally fine. So I'm just like, I'm laying that groundwork right now. That is not happening. So Jeff goes on Mike in like July. It's like, nobody called me on my birthday. It's like, fucker. Jeff won't go on Mike and do that because he doesn't kid his shit if anybody calls him on his 50th birthday. You, but you know, that's a symptom of something that is your fault, which is that you moved. And I, what am I supposed to do about that? I am, I have a goldfish, uh, memory and

focus. And so if you are not in the periphery, it's like you cease to exist. And I think that's a

side effect of moving so much as a child. Because I went in my 12 years of public school, I went to

14 different schools. And so as many as like

three schools a year sometimes. So I just got so used to putting people in the rearview mirror

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