2024.12.12: Eyebrow Club
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 615 Ratings
🗓️ 12 December 2024
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Summary
Burnie and special guest Barbara Dunkelman discuss being a good co-host by being an audience, laughing along, subtle shade, easy laughs, affirmational posting, astrology, toxic positivity, platitudes, incriminating eyebrows, All Good No Worries, RWBY speculation, and the continued rise of the Stinky Dragon franchise.
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| 0:00.0 | People that are brand new and they're being recognized and given an award is tomorrow and out on ABC. |
| 0:05.2 | ABC. |
| 0:05.8 | Is this live? |
| 0:06.6 | Where are they holding these? |
| 0:07.2 | Yeah. |
| 0:08.0 | Hey, we're recording the podcast. |
| 0:11.0 | Shut up. |
| 0:12.2 | Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is morning somewhere. |
| 0:19.0 | For December 12th, 2020. |
| 0:22.6 | My name is Bernie Burns. |
| 0:26.2 | Sitting right over there. |
| 0:27.3 | Yeah, it's Barb burrb. |
| 0:29.5 | Burrb, Dunkleman. |
| 0:30.7 | Burp burp, Dunkin's neck, as she is in my phone. |
| 0:33.7 | It has been for now 15 probably years. |
| 0:36.1 | More than that. |
| 0:37.1 | I have to remember every time I have not changed it. I literally have to go to watch this. Hey, Siri, send a message to burp, burp, burp, Dunkin' Snack. What do you want to say? What do you want to say to burp, burp, burp duncan snack? Yeah, but she, that's how you are in my phone. So after, in public, I have to, like, if I'm dictating to Syria, I have to say it that way. Hey, Barb, how you doing? Hey, Burns. So I like my little prank there, the yell. That's my prank. You pulled the old switcheroo. The old switcheroo said it as low key as possible. very demure approach to morning somewhere. Very mindful. It's a little tough to follow your cast, co-cast member, Blaine Gibson. Everyone loved his very much. I'm doing a lot of really challenging follow-ups. Like, I have to follow Jeff Ramsey on this show. Is that hard? Yes. Motherfucker talked for an hour and a half. |
| 1:29.4 | Let me tell you something. I've got this podcast down to where Ashley and I, when we do it, |
| 1:34.1 | we do about 22 minutes to get to 20 and I'll mark it and say like, this is going nowhere. |
| 1:38.6 | So I mark it. I don't know. Need no romantic details. No. Nice of you to assume it's 22 minutes. |
| 1:45.0 | Damn. |
| 1:46.0 | That's impressive. |
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