I'm Spartacus. I'm Spartacus. I'm Spartacus. I'm Spartacus. I'm Spartacus. I'm Spartacus. Hey, we're recording the podcast. Shut up.

Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is Mourney Somewhere!

Nice!

For December 9, 2020.

My name is Bernie Burns.

I am the burniest of Burns.

Sitting right over there, my longtime friend and colleague, Mr. Kerry Shalcross.

Hello.

Hello, everybody. Say how to Carrie, everybody. It's good to be here. It's good to, it's good to be here with you and with

everybody. Director, long time director, cast member, supervising producer, executive producer,

and OG co-creator of the Ruby franchise.

Carrie Shawcross.

And thank you, thank you.

And also in my IMDB trivia, I'm still listed as Barb's boob wrangler for my T-Short.

What's?

No, God, no.

I know where near them, but I can't get off my MDB no matter how hard I try. I wonder if I could tell this story on behalf of anybody else. Matt actually had a thing. He worked on visual effects for scary movie. Do you remember the, like, the Wayne's Brothers parody of like the screen movies and stuff like that? I remember not being allowed to see it. And Carmen Electra was in it and they had to talk about like something.

They were able to do some of the visual effects and it was involved her chest and

Matt was like, can you just push your like, like you need to push your boot like get up like push it. She's like, I don't understand. She's like, well you need to like just push the, she was like, you're just show me. he was like, okay, I can show you. You know he intentionally said it in the worst way

possible so that he could be like, you know what, I can just, I'll get in there. Half of it

was in French and everything, yeah. he could be like, you know what, I can just,

I'll get in there. Half of it was in French and everything, yeah. So I'm going to, I'll have, I'll talk to Barb to send a letter to IMDB to let them know, to relieve me of that trivia point. There's stuff in my IMDB that I've got nothing to do with. And it's one of the hardest things to manage is your IMDB. Well, I put in like a request and I was like, I'd like to change this. And they were like, what's the source? And I was like, me. Literally me, the Blue Jays. Me. Like, do I have to, to post on X, the Everything app to like let you know that this is me? What do you need? You got to do that rallying cry where you tag them and then make sure that all your fan see it. So they all like brigade. How long do you think people are going to keep saying X formerly Twitter? I've made the full conversion to X, but I still call them tweets. I don't call them. Maybe I don't. Maybe I call them posts on X now. The, the, I'm full

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