Playoffs. Don't talk about it. Playoffs? You kidding me? Hey, we're recording the podcast. Shut up.

Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is morning somewhere for December 9th, 2020.

God, I was so late on that one.

My name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there.

She's a number one seed in my heart.

It's Ashley Burns.

Say hi to Ashley, everybody.

Look, I plant the seeds and I see what grows.

Actually, this is like, this is a bracket heavy morning somewhere because we have our results for story of the year.

And then this week we'll be starting the nominations for person of the year, 24, as awarded by the Morning Somewhere audience.

And then you have your Christmas bracket

to talk about. And I'll be talking about the college football playoff bracket, which is hot off

the presses. As you can tell by my voice, I was yelling for the longhorns to lose to the goddamn

Georgia Bulldogs again yesterday, or the day before yesterday.

But we won't talk about that, Ashley.

We'll talk about something more positive.

Yes, I understand the results did not go in your favor.

Yeah, it happens.

You know, it was a much better game, I thought, than the first one.

But anyway, just like, it felt like Texas did a lot better than the score showed, but it was because Texas kept just like shooting themselves in the foot. Texas had a ton of penalties,

missed some field goals. At one point, Texas had given Georgia more yardage in penalties than

Georgia had on offense themselves. So that says everything to me. Yeah, I mean, that doesn't sound like

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