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Morning Somewhere

2024.12.06: The Nominees Are

Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Society & Culture

4.9615 Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2024

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Burnie and Scott Fuller discuss old drinking games, Scott's giveaways, their old friend group, professional friends, Scientology, the internet's fixation on certain religions, Story Of The Year nominees, Alex Jones, chemicals in the water, milk cartoon kids, negativity, pushing for positives, and using your friend as a ballsitics test dummy.

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0:00.0

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

0:13.5

Shut up.

0:14.6

Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is morning somewhere for December 6th, 2004.

0:25.8

My name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there.

0:29.8

You know him.

0:30.9

You kind of sort of like him.

0:32.9

You think he's got some shady stuff in his background.

0:35.8

It's Scott Fuller.

0:36.7

What is he hiding?

0:55.5

That's what we want to know. Hey, Scott, how you doing, man? Doing well, man. Thanks for having me on. Are you okay that I used your last name? Should we hide your voice in your identity? I don't think it matters at this point. On the lamb from the New World Order or anything like that. Thank you for coming back on. You pointed out something to me, which is something that I have been wanting to talk about for a while which is the drop on today's show we do the funny little random drop at the beginning

1:00.2

of every show today's was a complete inside joke that was your alarm clock in university was two

1:06.2

cavemen that would play like this little beat I don't even know how you found that.

1:11.3

How did you find that drop?

1:13.3

You can find anything on the internet.

1:15.0

That's a perfect example of that being true.

1:17.1

The, uh, you know what's another weird thing?

1:19.6

This is so weird.

1:20.5

I wonder, I never talked to you about this.

1:23.3

There was a movie.

1:25.3

It had a, what's your name? Anna Kendrick in it? Anna Kendrick? Who that is? Yeah, absolutely. Are you familiar with the Cups song? Yes, of course. I took a ticket for the long way home. Oh, yeah. And you taught me the Cups in college. I don't think I taught that to you. That was you. We were sitting in the bottom of the house and you go, I can do that to get a da da da da da to this day too. And it was weird to see that like suddenly resurface 20 years later. That's part of this like girly musical thing. Pitch perfect, right? That's what it was. It was pitch perfect. Thank you. And we used to play that cup game, but what we would do was you would move the cup around in that exact same pattern, but the end move, you would pass it to the person on the left. On the left. And then it was a drinking game. We were playing a drinking game, of course, because we were in university. Yeah. And then you would be, you'd rotate through and you would eliminate people because they would

2:20.1

mess up the thing.

2:20.8

And of course, the drunker you got, the harder it became.

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