2024.11.15: Dumb Friday
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 615 Ratings
🗓️ 15 November 2024
⏱️ 21 minutes
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Burnie and Ashley discuss the dumbest Friday in their memories, Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, boxing's steady decline, swatting conviction, The Onion buys Infowars, NotTheOnion, Alex Jones, faked attacks, Rolls Royces, and bears just minding their own business. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere
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| 0:00.0 | is a very difficult time, but if you could say something to Janelle right now, what would it be? |
| 0:06.2 | Um, I, we miss you, and we're looking for you, and Stephanie P from biology is pregnant. |
| 0:13.6 | Oh my God, yeah. I mean, she says that she's not, but she's like totally wearing sweaters and maize. |
| 0:17.6 | Oh, tell us. Hey! |
| 0:19.4 | We're recording the podcast. |
| 0:22.1 | Shut up. |
| 0:29.0 | Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is morning somewhere. |
| 0:32.1 | Or November 15th, 2020. My name is Bernie Burns. |
| 0:35.8 | I am the burniest of Burns. right over there the undisputed |
| 0:40.2 | middleweight of the world. Ashley Burns. How are you doing? I hesitated a little bit. I hesitated on the |
| 0:46.4 | weight part. I did. I did. Sorry about that. I don't look. I get it. I do not know a lot about |
| 0:51.6 | weight classes. You've got heavy weight and then I guess |
| 0:54.1 | not heavy weight. Well, middle weight's a healthy weight. That's a 2024 weight. Featherweight. |
| 0:58.7 | That's like, that's unhealthy. That's like 90s era. That's like, that's like 20, like the early |
| 1:03.9 | 2000s like heroin chic, poor body image. Exactly. Got it. I'm trying to have a healthier |
| 1:08.8 | mindset over there. |
| 1:12.0 | How you doing everybody? |
| 1:12.5 | It's Friday. |
| 1:16.8 | We're talking about the weights because, of course, tonight it's finally happening. |
| 1:20.8 | The long-awaited match between Jake Paul and Mike Tyson. |
| 1:23.6 | This is the one that was delayed out of earlier this year. |
| 1:25.4 | It is finally happening tonight. |
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