2024.11.14: The Group Chat Goes To Prison
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 615 Ratings
🗓️ 14 November 2024
⏱️ 27 minutes
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Ashley and Burnie discuss their ideal cabinet post, Burnie's time working at the White House, intelligence leaker gets sentenced, War Thunder, ARMA, Foxhole, Secret Level animated series, Pacman, Mega Man, D&D crossovers, Bethesda strike, Disney CEO recruiting, and Donald Duck's bare ass.
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| 0:00.0 | It's over, Johnny. |
| 0:02.3 | Hey, we're recording the podcast. |
| 0:05.3 | Shut up. |
| 0:06.5 | Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is morning somewhere. |
| 0:15.1 | For the 14th of November, 2024, got it in. |
| 0:18.2 | My name is Bernie Burns, sitting right over there. She was just appointed the U.S it in. My name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there. |
| 0:23.0 | She was just appointed the U.S. Secretary of waking up early in the morning and not being mean to anybody. |
| 0:28.8 | It's Ashley Burns. |
| 0:29.4 | What did I do? Say hi to Ashley. |
| 0:30.7 | What did I do? |
| 0:31.6 | I'm just trying to think of something you'd be really bad at. |
| 0:34.8 | Might not put you in charge of it for the whole fucking nation. |
| 0:38.8 | What secretary would you be? |
| 0:40.5 | If you were appointed to the cabinet, what secretary of what would you be? |
| 0:43.5 | Oh, you mean given the current trend of qualifications? |
| 0:45.7 | No, no, just you. |
| 0:46.5 | What would you be qualified to do? |
| 0:48.5 | It's not getting political, actually. |
| 0:50.6 | I'm going to be the secretary. |
| 0:53.9 | Ooh, ooh, I'm going to be the secretary of brunch. |
| 0:56.3 | Brunch. |
| 0:58.4 | Joining the new cabinet is the secretary of brunch, Ashley Burns. |
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