2024.11.18: Don't Beat Yourself Up
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 615 Ratings
🗓️ 18 November 2024
⏱️ 23 minutes
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Burnie and Ashley discuss Paul/Tyson, fighting a younger version of yourself, Looper, Tyson's glorious ass, big paydays, early UFC, Paul vs Princess Kate, UFC brackets, Red One, Gladiator 2, smooching Denzel, The Substance, body horror, Macaques on the loose, and land wars in Russia.
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| 0:00.0 | For you can feel my pain because that's the pain I have, waking up every day. |
| 0:04.7 | Hey, we're recording the podcast. |
| 0:07.7 | Shut up! |
| 0:08.9 | Good morning to you wherever you are, because it is a morning somewhere for November 18th, |
| 0:16.7 | 2024. |
| 0:19.3 | So my name is Bernie Burns. |
| 0:22.6 | Sitting right over there. |
| 0:24.6 | She did not phone it in this weekend. |
| 0:26.6 | It's Ashley Burns. |
| 0:27.6 | How to Ashley, everybody? |
| 0:28.6 | I can always tell when you're feeling nice and arrested because your shout is extra daring. |
| 0:33.6 | What does it daring mean, exactly? |
| 0:35.6 | That means I know how easy it is for you to blow out your entire voice for the rest of the day. |
| 0:41.3 | And sometimes we get one or two and then like push a wrong button on the opening or something and then have to redo it. |
| 0:48.3 | And then you're just, you're dying over there. |
| 0:50.3 | I never claim to be smart. I just claim to be committed. How you doing everybody? It is Monday. You're back on a Monday. Welcome to Monday, everybody. You made it through |
| 0:59.2 | the weekend. Let's all do deep breaths. By decision. To recover from the nonstop adrenaline of the |
| 1:07.4 | Mike Tyson J. Paul fight. Now, you laugh because why, Bernie? |
| 1:13.1 | Well, because we kind of got exactly what we expected and not what we were trying to manifest, |
| 1:17.3 | which was it was an exhibition fight. |
| 1:19.7 | And the first couple rounds actually looked pretty good. |
| 1:22.2 | Like Mike looked like he could come out and do some damage. |
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