2024.07.16: Thought Crimes

Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Society & Culture

4.9 • 615 Ratings

🗓️ 16 July 2024

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Ashley embraces her inner heisty-type, while Burnie laments being dragged into life of crime. Box office numbers, thumbs-downed Gladiators, VP candidates, ticket hacks, and controversy at the top of Best Animated Films list. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

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0:00.0	You like movies about gladiators.
0:03.5	Hey!
0:04.6	I'm recording the podcast!
0:06.8	Got up!
0:08.0	Good morning to you wherever you are because it is morning somewhere for July 16th, 204.
0:18.5	My name is Bernie Burns.
0:21.6	Sitting right over there.
0:24.0	She turned down the Republican VP spot for J.D. Vance.
0:29.2	That was nice of you, Ash, to do that.
0:30.6	Ashley Burns, everybody.
0:31.2	I thought I would take a break.
0:32.4	So Trump Vance.
0:33.9	That's just our political news for the day.
0:35.9	The Trump campaign has selected J.D. Vance of Ohio as the Republican running mate for Vice President of the United States of America. J.D. Vance.
0:47.9	You think Ted Cruz is sad? You think the Florida guy's sad?
0:52.2	Listen, I don't like to do politics at the same time. Fuck Ted Cruz. Fuck that guy. What you mean? What you mean? Cancun Cruz? Man, so for those of you who don't know, there was a storm bearing down, like a winter storm bearing down on Texas, and he fucking hightailed it to Cancun and didn't get like didn't give a shit you know just
1:11.9	didn't give a shit so no Ted Cruz is not the beat like as yeah a lot of Texans have a sore spot
1:18.4	about that in particular uh and we're we're sort of one of them anyway sorbet
1:23.2	sorbet let's change topics let's change palette change let's talk about uh let me, uh, let me tell you this. Let me tell you personal thing. Okay, please do. Okay. I am having one of those weeks, actually, where I am rushing my to-do list. Do you ever have that? I'm so proud of you. Bam, bam, bam. And I know you as well. You do a thing. All right. You do a thing where you like to, you make a to do list on your phone or whatever, can you go and you can like tick things off. Love it. Do you know when I make a to do list? When I'm depressed. Really? I do. I, if I'm depressed and I'm like, I just, I feel like I'm spinning my wheels I make a do-do list of the most
2:01.2	mundane bullshit oh no that's a good idea of just like get up you know brush my teeth wash the hair
2:07.2	just you know pure basics and then if I can like tick that off the list the act of ticking
2:14.1	feels just you know it gives me that little just the dopamine hit to just go to the next thing on the list.
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