You are so dumb. You are really dumb. For real.

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

Shut up.

Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is...

Morning, Somewhere!

For July 15, 2020, 24.

My name is Bertie Burns, sitting right over there. I'm looking right at her flying under the radar. Ashley Burns, how you doing, Ash? Yeah, not too bad. Just coming off a weekend that I thought was going to be. Just coming off the weekend. I thought it was going to be relaxing and it was not. God, it was crazy. It was crazy. It was crazy.

And that's part of what we want to talk about today.

It's pretty wild when these big global historical events happen, or in this case, I guess, a almost global historical event.

I mean, I even think the attempt is a historic action.

So I think it's still historic.

But it is, I used to get kind of obsessed with this kind of stuff.

It's crazy when something almost happens, you know?

And you just think like how close we all were to living in a completely different world you know

yes also like that too for an inch right yeah you can go the other way too when something bad

happened just like if I just know I got a car accident one time when I was very young and that was

fine but I kept thinking if I was just like went this way instead of that way or if I'd have

eaten breakfast you know if anything would have eaten breakfast. You know,

if anything would have happened, I just wouldn't have been in that place at that point in time.

Right. Like if I had, um, if I'd gotten my shoes on faster, I wouldn't have been in this spot

at this moment in time. And in this particular case, we're, of course, talking about the assassination

attempt of former president and current presidential candidate Donald Trump,

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