2024.06.13: Been Here For Years
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 615 Ratings
🗓️ 13 June 2024
⏱️ 30 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, we're recording the podcast. |
| 0:12.7 | Good morning to you wherever you are, because it is |
| 0:19.5 | Bancidabur! For June 13th of 2024, you wherever you are because it is back on top of 24. My name is Bernie Burns sitting right over |
| 0:28.8 | there. Do not call it a comeback. It's Ashley Burns. Hi, Ash. I've been here the whole time. |
| 0:36.4 | Oh my God, did I miss you? I miss it as well. I'm glad that you're home. I missed you one moment in particular. Go ahead. Which sounds gross, but it's not. I missed you when I almost died on the plane. What? I had the worst turbulence of my life going out to Austin. And I didn't mention it with all my guests, not even Gavin, who I love to talk about travel stuff with. I had literally the worst turbulence of my entire life. And I think we manifested it by talking about it. Right. We had just talked about the deadly turbulence the what the other week. I can't put, I won't put a lot of, I won't put you video up of it. But we were flying from, it was such a last minute thing. I ended up booking myself through O'Hare in Chicago. That's a mistake. Never ever do. But I did break my streak, my lifetime streak of being delayed every time I go through Chicago. So this time I got out out on time. I got out on time. That's impressive. But we hit something. It was like one just big, |
| 1:29.0 | massive jolt of turbulence. And it was so bad that all the drinks that people had out hit the |
| 1:35.1 | ceiling. Whoa. Yeah. So it wasn't like, you know, it wasn't like, you know, some of the things |
| 1:40.5 | you've been reading about online. I'm sure people have been through worst turbulence before. before but yeah so then it was like coke or whatever on the ceiling then dripping on me |
| 1:48.7 | yeah for the rest of the time and it was just crazy and everybody like screamed on the plane i should |
| 1:54.5 | have warned someone before you know we said this but if you're traveling today don't listen to the podcast |
| 1:59.1 | too late but uh but uh yeah so so then the flight attendants went from, I saw one, I pointed to the Coke. That was the Coke cloud that was over my head raining Coke on me. And she goes, oh, thank you. And then she was kind of laughing, you know, because it was nervous laughter. But then they immediately went into, uh, first aid mode. Like they were going passenger by passenger asking, does anyone need help? Does anyone need first aid? |
| 2:21.4 | Wow. But I don't think anyone did. I think everyone was okay. But it was, if I wasn't wearing my seatbelt, I would have been maybe not on the ceiling, but I would have been out of my seat and in the aisle for sure, probably. You would have been with the rest of the soda. Yeah, probably. |
| 2:34.4 | It was crazy. |
| 2:35.0 | It was crazy. |
| 2:35.7 | I don't think anyone got hit by any of the glasses or anything like that. But it was wild. Maybe if we're lucky, everyone listened to the episode where we said, hey, wear your seatbelt's on the plane. Maybe. I certainly did. I certainly did. and you never know when it's going to happen or where it's going to hit. |
| 2:49.2 | But I'm glad to be back, Ashley. |
| 2:51.2 | I'm glad to look at your gorgeous face after a week of |
| 2:55.1 | looking at all these strangers on your mic instead. |
| 2:58.8 | Absolute strangers. Yeah. And so much has happened while you were gone. |
| 3:01.7 | There was so much current events that I know you wanted to talk about in particular, some video game stuff too. |
| 3:08.5 | Yeah, so it's been a big week for video games. |
| 3:11.1 | Normally this would be the time that E3 is happening, RIP. |
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