You're 14. You watch videos of people on YouTube reacting to fucking YouTube.

I'll be the judge of when we get too meadow.

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

Shut up.

Good morning to you wherever you are because it is a morning to where you are.

Because it is a morning to where.

For June 12th, 2024.

My name is Bernie Burns.

Sitting right over there.

He's back.

Back again.

It's Scott, everybody.

Say hi to Scott.

Hi, Scott.

How's it going, man?

You know, somebody in the comments a while ago,

just on a random Q&A,

remembered you from your first appearance on the Roos Your Teeth podcast. Yep. We talked about, or so maybe I was talking to Jeff. And Jeff said, I said Scott and he said, Squirrel Scott? And I said, yeah. And then someone was fascinated by the name Squirrel. Like, how did you get the nickname squirrel?

Well, I think early on, I think it was Rick Miles. Can we agree that it was Rick Miles that gave it to me? A friend of ours, Rick Miles from college, yeah. Am I said that? Okay. So, yeah, I mean, the manner in which it was bestowed upon me was like flounder and animal house. I don't know if you remember that scene. Yeah. where he says your new delta Kyle name is

floundered in animal house. I don't know if you remember that scene. Yeah. Where he says, your new Delta, Kyle name is floundered. And he goes, ask me why flounder? And the guy burps in his face, blah. Why not? And he did that like 35 times. Now, I don't know what made him do that other than early on, he realized that I was going to develop the personality that everybody has

come to recognize me for it, which is ADHD, trying to do too many things at once.

Did you not have that when you were a kid?

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