Now, if we have any children, please step out.

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

Shut up.

Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is.

Do it.

This morning, somewhere.

For June 11th, 2024, I got it in.

My name is Bernie Burns.

Sitting right over there is everyone's second favorite Brit on the show after Ashley.

Say how to Gavin Free everybody.

Hello.

Have you ever considered that it might be warning in your butt?

It's warning in my butt all the time, I think.

I think it's a party down there.

Have you ever had the

sun hit your do you know that's a thing what there are some people it's one of these like

people who go on podcasts they want sunlight to hit their anus what they called sun moonus i don't know

what it's called there's something that it unlocks some kind of cortisol or some horse shit like that. This is like the week of horse shit on this podcast. I can't come up with anything.

It's all been done. I could have sworn if I'd woken up at like 6 a.m. and aim the sun into my

cornhole. I would be the first person to do that. So one of the things I love about having a podcast. Yeah.

My search history could never be used against me. Ever. Because every day, it's just utter

mayhem in my search bar. Sunshine on butthole. Let's look that up. Ten things to know before you take up perineum sunning is what it's called. Okay. And that's from Healthline. That must be a top notch medical journal. All the benefits of butthole sunning with your clothes on by popular science. All right. We'll link some of those in the link top. With your clothes on. I don't get it either. Look at the image of the guy. He looks so happy.

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