Life does not stop and start at your convenience, your miserable pieces.

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

Shut up.

Good morning to you wherever you are because it is morning somewhere.

Oh my God.

For June 10th, 2024.

Do you do this to all your guests?

We'll start out by yelling at them at the top of your vlogs. Hey everybody. It's Bernie. Sitting right over there. I'm looking right at him. Your old pal, Matt Holham. It's Matt Holm. It's Matt Holm himself, everybody. I lost my hearing at the beginning of this podcast. Well, Matt, I can't think of a better way for you to tell everyone that you've never listened to my podcast.

So thank you for that.

How you doing, Matt?

I'm doing great.

For those of you who do not know, I have worked with Matt since 1996.

Is that right?

I was thinking the other day we met when I was 19.

So we've known each other 30 years now.

Yeah, I had Scott, you're, by the way, you got an easy day today.

I had Scott on literally the episode before you.

Squirrel, he was on.

Oh, my God.

No, you're great.

You're like, everyone will be like, oh, thank God. Well, that kind of sucks, though, because I was hoping we could talk about 9-11 today. That's exactly what he talked about. Did you guys cover that? No, we covered some of it. I mean, it depends. Well, there's a lot to talk about. Oh, yeah. There's a lot to unpack. Let's dive into it.

But we met in, so that would have put us in 1994. That's not possible. Yeah. 30 years, 94? Yeah.

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