We know this is going to be a difficult video for a lot of you, and it's been a very difficult

decision for us, too. Today, unfortunately, we're here to announce that we are no longer goths.

Hey! We're recording the podcast!

Shut up!

Good morning to you wherever you are, because it is morning somewhere for April 15th, 2024.

Almost got it.

My name is Bernie Burns.

Don't believe the lie.

She's still got off.

Ashley Burns sitting right over there.

You're going to be disappointed. Am I? Oh. It's back to me. I wear black because my life is black. That drop is, uh, I got bitten by April Fool's joke. My guard was down. My guard was down. Well, it's because it's been so long now. You feel like you should be safe. Statute of limitations. But you're not. There's got to be a period after April Fool's where April Fool's jokes should just be wiped off. So it was a goth couple on Instagram who did an April Fool's joke where they went clean or normal. Went normal. They gave up the goth life. And I was into it. I was like, look at these two people. Like they're having a shift of identity and they're struggling with it. They're being very open about it. April Fool's Judge. Anyway, happy Monday, everybody. How you doing, Ash? Yeah, not too bad. It's spring is springing. The lambs are dropping and hopping. Yeah. spring has landed on us with a vengeance here in northern Scotland. I feel like someone flipped a switch. Gavin had a great word,

or has a great word since he passed. I'm sure he still uses it. Gavin describes the UK

Summers as lush. And it's, I think it's the perfect word. Because it's, I was in this, you ever get in that thing where, and I should record it? I should find, if my watch had a temperature gauge, I could record it. But there's a point where it's like, the air quality is perfect for you. Like the humidity's perfect. The temperature's perfect. There's just enough of a breeze that you can feel the air moving. It doesn't feel still, but it's not enough to be inconvenient or mess anything up. It's different for everybody. It's, but when you hit it, you know, you know what I'm talking about. Like, it's like the perfect temperature. And you're like, yes. You had your first perfect day? I had a man, a little breeze coming through the window, was working on stuff.

It was great.

It was great.

Hi, everybody.

Happy Monday.

It's been a fun weekend.

I don't know if you saw, but Ryan Galzling was back on SNL.

I watched.

I think SNL has done a great job of revitalizing their entire brand with social media and in particular YouTube.

Like, I don't, they don't care.

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