I don't know what we were thinking, but now that I see it, I'm very proud.

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

Got up.

Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is a morning summer for April 12, 2024.

My name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there.

She's the host of the most popular podcast on Howland Island.

Ashley Burns, how you doing, Ash?

Living in the future.

Or the past?

I feel like I can't talk over that now. I've got to change that. it we got to get used to it talk over we'll get there hey everybody it is Friday

got to get down on Friday we listen I'm looking out the window right now I can already tell because light is finally up in the morning it's going to be a nice day here I'm drunk on on the sunlight. I can also tell because my pocket device, which is connected to the wealth of human information, told me it's going to be a nice day. Maybe it's just not my gut feeling. Maybe it's also that. But I'm really excited about today. We get to go, let's have class outside today, Ashley. What do you say? Let's do it. We can sit on the grass and get grass allergies. Is that a thing for everyone? I kind of just get an allergy to stuff to plants like when the wind blows. It's like, did you ever see that horrible Mark Wahlberg, M. Knight-Shammelin movie where the plants try to kill everyone? No, I did not. He has one of the greatest lines in cinema where he says literally, run, stay ahead of the wind.

I'm paraphrasing there, but it's terrible.

But I always thought that about Superman, too, like, as well.

That he just needs to stay ahead of the wind?

No, Superman is allergic to rocks from his own planet.

So on his planet, he would have been just a gigantic weenie. Well, maybe it's one of those things you develop later in life. Like, you can just one day be allergic to something. You were never allergic to you before. It could be something like that because it's been so long since he's been there that he's developed a sensitivity. His body's no longer used to. Is that how allergies work or is it the

exact opposite? I guess if I think about it, the thing with Superman is that he's got radiation involved,

like there might have been something when the planet blew up. I'm sure somebody deep in Superman

lower can tell me exactly what this is. Or maybe this kryptonite just negate the effects of our

son on him and just kind of turns him back

into a normal dude i always got the feeling that it would like kill him if you left him around

kryptonite for too long well maybe for him being just regular human strength is like being weak as a

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