That's a big plinky.

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

Shut up.

Good morning to you wherever you are, because it is a morning somewhere.

For March 4th, 2020.

My name is Bernie Burns, sitting right over there.

Be wearing the Ides of March yourself.

Ms. Ashley Burns.

How'd you an ash?

Yeah, I'm not too bad.

How are you?

Dude, I don't know if you could tell when I was doing that intro.

I literally stopped for a moment because I did know what year it was.

It has been an exhausting couple of weeks

for me. I literally almost said 2002. I have no idea why. Yeah, I mean, 2002 is a bit of a shift,

but let's roll it back. Welcome to 2002, everybody. Get out your low-rise jeans. Hey, listen,

can we talk about something? And I have to be honest about it. There are certain fashion trends when they come back around. I feel compelled to say, I don't like them. And there's one right now that's back that I'm not a big fan of. Go ahead. And that is high-wasted, high-wasted pants. I don't like high-wasted pants. And people are wearing

high-wasted pants. High-wasted pants have been back for a while. I feel like what you actually

have a problem with is like the baggy jeans and stuff. Yep. Yes. They all go together. I'm over here.

I'm loving it because I can actually move for the first time in a decade.

It might be entirely my problem. I'm kind of worked up right now. Scott, my buddy Scott, sent me this thing and it made me unnecessarily angry.

Was it about pants?

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