2024.03.05: Criminal Geniuses
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 615 Ratings
🗓️ 5 March 2024
⏱️ 24 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | How would you like to die today, motherfucker? |
| 0:02.0 | No, it's not a real death threat, sir. |
| 0:04.5 | Hey, we're recording the podcast. |
| 0:07.5 | Shut up. |
| 0:08.8 | Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is a morning to work for March 5th, |
| 0:16.3 | 2020. |
| 0:19.0 | My name is Bernie Burns, joining me as always, a lady who is responsible for 25% of the national debt. |
| 0:28.3 | Ashley Burns, hey, Ash, how you doing? |
| 0:32.9 | I'm feeling expensive. |
| 0:35.3 | So right out of the gate is one of my favorite drops that I never got to use, which was the Silicon Valley drop of how would you like to die today, motherfucker. |
| 0:43.3 | Because Kumail Nanjiani, alum of Silicon Valley is in the news today because he recently was cast in season four of only murders in the building. |
| 0:56.2 | What network is that on, Ash? What streaming service? I watched it on Hulu. That's Hulu, right? Yeah, it's a Hulu one. Yeah, I mean, |
| 1:02.5 | I think it may also be broadcast, but I've always watched it Hulu. I love that show. It's so much |
| 1:08.0 | fun. It's got a really, really great cast. |
| 1:11.1 | Nathan Lane was really great in the first season. |
| 1:13.2 | It's Martin Short, Steve Martin, Selina Gomez, Tina Faze in that as well, and now Kumail Nanjiani. |
| 1:21.4 | Yeah, they've... |
| 1:22.0 | One of my absolutely favorite actors. |
| 1:24.0 | Yeah, they've been making some fun announcements for some fun announcements for season four, uh, previously |
| 1:28.8 | announced, uh, members of the cast for this new season include Eugene Levy, Ava Longoria, and |
| 1:34.4 | Molly Shannon. Uh, so that's going to be a lot of fun. Uh, and then... No shit. Molly Shannon. Wow. |
| 1:40.0 | Yeah. And I think I, I, I, um, a little bit behind. So I'm not I'm not 100% on who all was in season three, |
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