Everybody knows.

I'm suing everybody.

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

Shut up.

Good morning to you wherever you are because it is a morning somewhere for March 1st, 2024.

February is finally over.

February lasted forever.

Sitting right across me,

I'm looking right at her is a woman who needs no introduction.

Are you going to introduce me anyway?

No.

It's actually everybody.

Good morning. How are you doing? I'm doing good. How are you doing? Yeah, not too bad. Not too bad. You're right. February did feel like it was a little bit long. Even fought it out for an extra day. But we're here. We're in March. Spring is coming, everybody. Spring is here for some

people. So I guess we can probably say this at this point. I have been in Houston the last week

and a half again. So I think in the whole month of February, we were together only one week,

right, Ash? Yeah, not a lot. It's a, it's been a challenge, but I'll be happy to have you home.

And you're in a unique position because you can tell me why is Texas on fire?

Because you're there.

But I also don't want to get distracted too early from follow-up Friday, Bernie.

Yeah, now that wildfire, though, is the second largest wildfire in U.S. history.

And it's weird that it is because I feel like I'm not hearing nearly as much about it as I

generally hear about California wildfires. It's astonishing. It's what, over a million acres, and that's just last time I checked. It's astonishing. It's what over a million acres, and that's just last

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