Let's do some improvisational comedy now.

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

Got up.

Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is over to the war for February 29th,

2004.

My name is Bernie Burns, with me as always, a lady who always

looks before she leaves, Miss Ashley Burns.

How are you doing, Ashley?

Happy leap day.

So what does leap year mean?

Can I, like, do crimes today and they can't come after me for four years? How does that work?

There's got to be some loophole. There's got to be something, right? Well, it's like all the

babies that are born today that get to decide exactly how they count their age. Oh my God. I couldn't

imagine anything that would get older, quicker than being born on leap year you know because you'd have to

hear about it all the fucking time like your family would never let it go right they would say like

oh you don't get a birthday this year do you like being born on Christmas or something yeah

oh boy what's what's the worst birthday to have?

I've got a pretty lousy one, I have to admit, because it's easily forgettable.

Not that anyone on this podcast has ever forgotten my birthday.

But if they did, it would be a very excusable thing to happen because my birthday is in the middle of January.

It's in that perfect part of January that nobody gives a shit about.

Like you've gone through Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year's, and you're like,

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