What the fuck is the internet?

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

Shut up.

Good morning to you, whoever you are, because it is morning someone with our first ever

guest on the morning somewhere podcast.

Today is February 2nd, 2024. And my first guest is not the lovely Ashley,

who is not with me today. It is a longtime friend of mine. He is the host of over 200 episodes

of the King cast, which is a Stephen King podcast for Stephen King Obsessives, or how I know him,

for over 25 years, he has been my absolutely favorite interviewer of Hollywood creators

and luminaries at every single level of the industry.

Please welcome, Mr. Eric Vespi.

Hey.

Thank you.

I think you have some more nice things to say.

Also, you were former, let me see, former landlord, former co-worker. You're my last landlord

that I ever had. Well, funnily enough, you were, I remember you moved in with me at a certain

point because I just bought a house and it was really close

to where rooster teeth was situated there off of slaughter at that point.

Do you know when people would come to visit us?

Slaughter Lane in Texas sounds like such a Texas name.

We would tell people it was South Laughter Lane.

Perfect. Perfect.

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