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Morning Somewhere

2024.02.05: Renewed

Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Society & Culture

4.9615 Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2024

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Summary

Burnie & Ashley discuss our current place in the tolerance cycle, the internet’s path to SNL and the stunning conclusion to the greatest primate adventure in modern times.Support the show

Transcript

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0:00.0

Ladies and gentlemen, we got them.

0:04.8

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

0:07.8

Shut up.

0:09.1

Good morning to you wherever you are because it is morning somewhere for February 5th,

0:17.5

2024.

0:19.8

My name is Bernie Burns.

0:22.1

Join me once again back in the studio is a woman who was featured no less than 15 times during the AFC championship game.

0:31.3

Say hello to Ashley.

0:32.2

I missed you too.

0:33.4

This is Monday.

0:34.2

Now, normally, first of all, I want to say thank you to our first ever morning someone who was Eric Vespi on Friday. We're now going to do our follow-ups that we normally do on Friday. We're going to do on Monday instead. The first one I have to do is following up on some of the clues that we dropped. One was the first time with, I think when we were talking about George Carlin, I said that that was relevant to that person. That's very obscure, though.

0:55.2

I don't think most people would know his first ever interview at about 14 years of age.

0:59.8

It would have been George Carlin, the epic legendary comedian.

1:03.3

The other one was we talked about a breaking a streak.

1:08.4

The Stephen King book The Long Walk.

1:12.9

If you walk under three miles an hour, you get hit with a warning. The Stephen King book, The Long Walk, if you walk under three miles an hour,

1:18.5

you get hit with a warning. But if you can keep up a streak of three miles an hour for the next hour, then you can erase one of your warnings, which, of course, then leads to you not getting shot.

1:24.1

I was going to say aside from not getting shot, it would be nice if you could keep your streak alive for three days and it would repair it. Especially one that you've had for like, you know, a thousand days or whatever. Yeah, right. Like double your move goal the next day or, you know, something like that would be nice. Did you see that somebody in the subreddit was, went and checked their streak and they didn't realize they had lost it like

1:45.1

last month and they lost a 1,200 day streak or something like that yeah that sucks so actually i have

1:50.2

to say the drop that i played at the start of this was my all-time favorite drop whenever we were doing

1:56.3

our test shows the we got them drop and i have say, this was the best time to possibly use it.

2:04.2

Because I don't know if you have read the news, but the big, dumb monkey that has been on an

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