2024.02.01: Super Swift

Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Society & Culture

4.9 • 615 Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2024

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Burnie and Ashley discuss people discussing people who are discussing Taylor Swift, sweet tea and baby sherpas.Support the show

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0:00.0	It's not that hard, Scott.
0:01.7	Tell him, watch.
0:02.4	It's incredibly hard.
0:04.1	Hey, anything worth doing is.
0:06.5	Hey, we're recording the podcast.
0:09.5	Shut up.
0:10.7	Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is morning somewhere for February 1st,
0:18.9	Swoonstown.
0:20.6	My name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there, dreaming about groundhogs.
0:29.1	Say hi to Ashley.
0:31.2	I'm so excited about groundhogs.
0:32.7	Tomorrow the Apple Vision Pro comes out.
0:36.6	It's going to change the fucking world.
0:40.2	80,000 people at a time.
0:41.7	For 80,000 people, the world's about to get slightly more dorky.
0:47.0	Are you ready for your life to be changed a little bit?
0:49.4	I would love if the Groundhog came out.
0:51.7	Pucks of Tani Phil came out.
0:53.0	And there's a bunch of people in
0:54.3	Applevision Pro headsets. And he goes, ah, fuck this. Y'all get eight months of winter, you fucks.
1:01.6	Take all the winter. All of it. Summer's never coming. Did you read that crazy stat that
1:05.8	Alaska had now a record for how quickly it reached 100 inches of snow. It's never reached
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