meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
Morning Somewhere

2024.01.04: Amazon Needs More Money

Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Society & Culture

4.9615 Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2024

⏱️ 18 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Burnie and Ashley scare the cat while discussing Amazon's new plan for ads, childhood imaginary friends, and trailers for some show about a guy who was in that thing with the other guy. Support the show

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

Everybody needs money. That's why they call it money.

0:05.6

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

0:08.6

Shut up.

0:09.8

Good morning to you wherever you are, because it is morning somewhere for January 4th,

0:18.4

2024.

0:20.6

My name is Bernie Burns with me right over there.

0:24.3

Here to apologize for flashing the entire Sugar Bowl home audience.

0:28.7

Ashley, how you doing?

0:31.5

Well, you know, feeling so embarrassed.

0:35.0

This is not who I am.

0:36.5

And also we're joined by a very surprised cat.

0:39.2

We're laughing because the cat is sleeping on the couch.

0:42.0

He was.

0:42.6

And I think we have proof that now that is an energetic opening to a morning show.

0:48.3

Because he shot up like a rocket.

0:51.7

Welcome to the day, mush.

0:53.4

So I have to say, Ashley is going to be a little bit under today because Ashley had a very,

1:00.1

very rough night.

1:01.7

I should say the baby had a very rough night.

1:04.0

And as a result, Ashley was up because she has the magic touch and can calm the baby.

1:08.5

And it didn't work.

1:10.5

Like I helped, I got up and helped and I couldn't

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.