I'll steal it.

No one will ever know.

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

Shut up.

Good morning to you wherever you are because it is for January 5th, 2020.

It's Friday.

Friday. Friday.

Sitting right over there is a woman I am marginally upset with this morning. Hi, Ashley. How you doing? Pardon me, marginally upset. Go ahead. Here's what. I got a bone to pick. All right. You want to fight? I'll fight you. I'll fight you. I don't want to fight you bite. In our relationship, I wouldn't say I'm a morning person, but compared to you, holy shit, I'm so much a morning person compared to you. I got a bone to pick with you, though. Guess what I was doing last night at 12.30 a.m. when I should have been sleeping. What were you doing? Watching YouTube documentaries about how to hold a Tetris controller. God damn it.

I was all in on ADS holds, hypertapping, rolling controllers. I'm an adult. I have bills to pay

and kids that are going to wake up in the morning. And I'm watching a YouTube documentary

about the ever-evolving world

of how to control a Tetris block.

Are you going to train the four-year-old in hypertapping?

It would have to be someone that young that can learn.

It's insane what they do.

I'm not going to get into it, but we'll put it in the link dump

if you want to watch it.

It is so much fun to go down a rabbit hole on the internet, but I have to be so careful about it, you know? It's one of the things that makes the internet great, though, is there's in, in just a normal offline world, someone would be like, oh yeah, they have a special way of holding a controller. And you would say, yeah, okay, kind of like, remember was it Xbox 360?

Was it Halo? Some people would be like, I use the claw. Can I just say that I love being married to a hot chick that just, if I don't put her in check, she wants to talk about video games all day long. That's what you want to talk about. That and twink vampires. That was your two

favorite subjects and fantasy novels. Favorite things to talk about. How do they get so lucky to get this

person? I'm reading a book called Orconomics. Hey, good morning, everybody. It is Friday. Congratulations

on you're now, what, 80% through the week. Yeah, I get through Friday, but Fridays, everybody's checked out.

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