Hey, cut it out.

These are mates.

What would your parents say?

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

Shut up.

Good morning to you wherever you are because it is.

Morning somewhere for January 3rd, 2024.

It is Wednesday, my dudes. I am Bernie Burns sitting right across from me.

New addition to the podcast staff. Steenboat Willie. How you doing there, Ashley? Yeah, not too bad. Not too bad.

It's Wednesday. There's a lot going on in the world. I thought this morning I could just hit you with a couple of headlines so that you never want to go outside again. I got headlines too. You got headlines too. All right. You're not the only one in this family who can read young lady. What are you got for me? All right. I'm going to just, I'm going to just, these are going to come at you quick and I just want your reactions,, okay? Oh, boy. Go. Okay. Intruder breaks into the building of Colorado Supreme Court. Allegedly fire shots and is arrested. Oh, that's terrible. Okay. Value of X has fallen 71% since the purchase by Musk, a name change from Twitter. I have thoughts about that. Kai Huang, a Chinese teen, has been found alive in the U.S. after a cyber kidnapping. What is? Okay. Cyber kidnapping. Wow. Okay. Japan Airlines plane is in flames that Tokyo Airport was now, no longer. That's two of them. They started the investigation today. North Carolina pastor arrested after police say he tried to push wife's co-worker. What is going on in the world? Deep Friar. Lee J. Wait, did you say he pushed him into a deep fryer?

Tried to push his wife's co-worker into McDonald's deep friar.

That's some soprano's little stuff right there.

Lee J. Myeong, South Korea opposition leader, stabbed in Busan.

In the neck, by the way, that's an extra detail.

But just a little bit, he's okay now.

Stabbed it in the neck, by the way, that's an extra detail. But just a little bit, he's okay now. Stabbed it in the neck, yeah.

They got the jugular.

Anyone else holding their neck? I instinctively put my hand in my neck. I'm wondering how many other people did that as well. Ex-playboy Bunny, who planned husband's murder, released from prison. I can fix her. Tire shop owner shoots landscaper for blowing leaves onto his property in northwest Miami-Dade.

Been there, pal.

Cargo ship with lithium ion batteries is on fire off the Alaska port.

Oh, they should have checked their bag.

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