meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
The Offensive

Episode 118 - Finale: Part 2

The Offensive

2018/19 Season

Parody, Alan Partridge, Fiction, Spoof, Satire, Mockumentary, Sports, Comedy Fiction, Comedy, Soccer, Football

4.8739 Ratings

🗓️ 24 May 2021

⏱️ 27 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

It's the final matchweek of the Premier League season and Ashwood City Chief Executive Patrick Nolan finds himself with a new level of power. The dramatic events of the week before have not been taken lightly by Anaheim Sports Group as Patrick takes to The University of Ashwood to reflect on his recent endeavours.



Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall  

Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison

Acushla-Tara Kupe as Dr. Rachel Webber

Ramone Dale-Cruickshank as Harvey Simms

Adam Alexander as Adam Tate

John Brannoch as Colin Walsh

Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton



Additional Voices:

Joel Emery

Nalan Burgess


Episode written by:

Joel Emery


Edited by:

Adam Jarrell


Directed by:

Adam Jarrell


Executive Producer:

Joel Emery



With thanks to:

The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders

www.patreon.com/ashwoodcity


WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.


This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright.


Listener discretion is advised.


The Offensive is property of Primley Limited.



Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:35.6

I WON-WON-WON-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-T-W-W-T-W-T-W-T-W-T-W-T- Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

0:38.8

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. This podcast is

0:44.5

protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. This is The Offensive. Well here we are then.

1:04.0

The oldest club final, the first there ever was, and still it remains a sacred day in English football.

1:12.4

They have the knack of getting knockout games right.

1:15.3

We said it a million and one size before.

1:17.5

There is something about their mindset and their style that causes teams' problems in one of games.

1:23.5

And it's in by Magic, Chelsea have a problem right away as Amadu bears down on Andrews Christensen.

1:27.1

Who's legs? Amadu is one-on-one with Mendi away as Amadu bears down on Andrew Christensen who slits?

1:28.3

Amadu is one-on-one with Bendy and Amadu puts out to Witschard city ahead in the FA Cup final with just 27 seconds play.

1:39.3

He's in towards Adi Ami, blocked by Georgino, cleared away by Aspiliguet, but only at far as hard.

1:45.1

Who fizzes the baller on the ground, then he gets to him.

1:47.5

But he's left-slip.

1:48.4

Avederead gets the follower.

1:52.2

Kelvin Reed gets the follower.

1:55.7

And that's when Citi are leading by two goals in this FAA Cup final.

2:03.6

A Chelsea throw, taken quickly by Jillwell on his left-hand side.

2:07.6

Mounting the channel, a quick pass and moving to Georgine.

2:11.6

Here's Mounted Dill, going to have a go, saved by Riviera. He can't hold onto it.

2:14.6

And Werner took it away game on game on indeed Peter

2:21.3

nothing in the air can do about that only it's massive

2:26.3

Tiago Silver Rueyne together big men are up there Mount leaves the corner for Chillwell to take. Here is Chillwell. It's towards Tiago Silver!

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from 2018/19 Season, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of 2018/19 Season and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.