2020 Thanksgiving Special

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Johnny Woodard

News, News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, Politics

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2020

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to the first Broken Simulation Thanksgiving Special! The special is special because we don't edit it (much), and it's on Zoom, because 50 percent of us visit our family for Thanksgiving.

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0:00.0	Broken Simulation, Broken Simulation, Broken Simulation,
0:05.0	with Santrically.
0:09.0	And welcome to Broken Simulation. He's your host Johnny Woodard and I his
0:19.2	sidekick Sam Tripoli and we are excited to be here on our new and first ever.
0:26.8	It's not the annual because it's first one.
0:29.5	It is, what do they call the first one? The inaugural Broken Simulation
0:35.3	Thanksgiving Day special.
0:38.8	Shout out to all the Native Americans.
0:40.7	I know it's a hard, I know this is your 9-11, but we celebrate with you.
0:45.2	All right?
0:47.0	Johnny, a lot of people need to know.
0:48.6	Johnny is in the deep woods.
0:52.3	In the woods.
0:53.0	Like isn't that where you are right now?
0:55.0	Like you've got your camouflage on?
0:57.0	Well, it was cold today and the heat went out in the house.
1:01.0	So I had to go buy a bunch of firewood and I've been
1:04.9	stacking that shit. We got the fire just blazing downstairs. I'm in the attic
1:09.0	where it's not heated up here so I got this little space heater right here. So Johnny one of my favorite
1:14.8	Nick Swartz jokes about is about helping your grandma but no matter what you do you're
1:21.1	like you're so strong do you're like, you're so strong.
1:22.8	Do you feel that when you're chopping wood for your...
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