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Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

#14: Iron Crotch Kung Fu

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Johnny Woodard

News, News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, Politics

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2020

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

On the latest Broken Simulation, the guys revisit a few of their favorite topics: Street fights, bizarre martial arts, and insane news.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Broken simulation, broken simulation.

0:05.0

Broken simulation.

0:06.0

Wilts Triffoline.

0:09.0

Oh, snaps.

0:12.0

Ah, snaps, I forgot to have my classes on so I could take them off for you. Here we go. Yes, and welcome to Broken Simulation, the Sports Center for the Apocalypse.

0:25.0

My good friend, I'm so honored to be on his podcast,

0:29.0

Johnny Wada!

0:30.0

That never gets old.

0:32.0

Jawa! How are you? You haven't been feeling well, huh? That never gets old. Gosh!

0:33.0

How are you?

0:34.0

You haven't been feeling well, huh?

0:35.0

No, I've been under the weather, dude.

0:36.0

Been doing a lot of flying,

0:38.0

done with flying.

0:40.0

I have no more gigs the rest of the year.

0:42.0

Probably don't have a gig to mid January and you know what I'm fine with it

0:47.6

Where'd you last fly where you've been flying I float I flew to st. Louis dude

0:53.0

Yeah by the way, if I'm gigging in your town, the apocalypse is going down.

0:59.0

Every time.

1:00.0

They're like, dude, oh, dude dude you're flying into blah blah

1:03.5

ville. Oh blah butville's been hit with like rampant AIDS. Everyone's got AIDS.

1:09.4

You're like what? Yeah, it's a plague everyone's AIDS. I'm like why they're like it's just hey man. He's just I guess you're showing up. That's going on and you what you had COVID and now you got a cold. Is that what's happened here?

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