#14: Iron Crotch Kung Fu
Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
Sam Tripoli & Johnny Woodard
4.8 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 16 December 2020
⏱️ 75 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Broken simulation, broken simulation. |
| 0:05.0 | Broken simulation. |
| 0:06.0 | Wilts Triffoline. |
| 0:09.0 | Oh, snaps. |
| 0:12.0 | Ah, snaps, I forgot to have my classes on so I could take them off for you. Here we go. Yes, and welcome to Broken Simulation, the Sports Center for the Apocalypse. |
| 0:25.0 | My good friend, I'm so honored to be on his podcast, |
| 0:29.0 | Johnny Wada! |
| 0:30.0 | That never gets old. |
| 0:32.0 | Jawa! How are you? You haven't been feeling well, huh? That never gets old. Gosh! |
| 0:33.0 | How are you? |
| 0:34.0 | You haven't been feeling well, huh? |
| 0:35.0 | No, I've been under the weather, dude. |
| 0:36.0 | Been doing a lot of flying, |
| 0:38.0 | done with flying. |
| 0:40.0 | I have no more gigs the rest of the year. |
| 0:42.0 | Probably don't have a gig to mid January and you know what I'm fine with it |
| 0:47.6 | Where'd you last fly where you've been flying I float I flew to st. Louis dude |
| 0:53.0 | Yeah by the way, if I'm gigging in your town, the apocalypse is going down. |
| 0:59.0 | Every time. |
| 1:00.0 | They're like, dude, oh, dude dude you're flying into blah blah |
| 1:03.5 | ville. Oh blah butville's been hit with like rampant AIDS. Everyone's got AIDS. |
| 1:09.4 | You're like what? Yeah, it's a plague everyone's AIDS. I'm like why they're like it's just hey man. He's just I guess you're showing up. That's going on and you what you had COVID and now you got a cold. Is that what's happened here? |
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