#12: "Nobody Bats a Thousand" (fixed!)
Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
Sam Tripoli & Johnny Woodard
4.8 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 13 November 2020
⏱️ 84 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Warning Broken Simulation simulation, Broken Simulation |
| 0:07.0 | Sam Tripoli. |
| 0:15.9 | Welcome to Broken Simulation. How are you all? |
| 0:17.7 | Thank you for tuning in to the Sports Center for the Apocalypse. |
| 0:21.3 | I am the co-host of this wonderful human being. To know |
| 0:25.4 | them is to love them. Johnny Woodard, how are you Johnny? Living that life |
| 0:28.9 | we're in here on a Sunday taking it easy, bringing out the chill vibes for Halloween chill vibes |
| 0:35.2 | election day election day coming at us probably by the time you hear that you'll |
| 0:39.8 | the people listening this are gonna know I know who? Well, I already know in the future. |
| 0:43.0 | Actually, maybe they won't. |
| 0:44.7 | I'm expecting this to take a while. |
| 0:46.0 | Oh, you're so hilarious. |
| 0:47.0 | I don't want to get in a poll- |
| 0:48.0 | I really don't want to talk politics. |
| 0:49.6 | Yeah, I don't either. |
| 0:50.5 | You know, Johnny, you know, I gotta tell to tell you man really let down by Halloween wasn't a lot of nice |
| 0:56.8 | pictures to beat off to you know I mean like COVID just killed being a slut and it sucks and you know another reason to that just sucks. |
| 1:03.0 | and you know another reason to hate the Chinese virus. |
| 1:06.0 | Right, am I right, Johnny? |
| 1:08.0 | The Wu-Hahn flu. |
| 1:09.0 | I mean, do you see pictures coming out of Wuuhan there just have a good time? |
| 1:13.0 | We're here like locking it down. |
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