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Episode One

201 - Who Shot Dr. Yinz? (Part 2)

Episode One

Episode One

Comedy

4.8858 Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2021

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Detective Tom Gad seeks to unravel the mysteries surrounding the tragic shooting of Dr. Yinz. Join Sunday's charity auction of the Painting That Will Heal the World here: twitch.tv/bransonowns Get tickets for E1 Live in Chicago on Nov. 8 w/ Felix: bit.ly/e1-live-sv

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0:00.0

You know, a lot of people probably think that the painting to heal the world is a bunch of

0:03.7

bullshit we made up for the show, and it's completely fake.

0:07.4

But it actually exists in real life.

0:09.6

We had Titus slash Dr. Yens create the painting that will heal the world.

0:14.0

And none of us have seen it yet, and we're going to reveal it live on stream on Sunday,

0:19.7

Halloween, 6 p.m. to 9 p.m. Eastern, and we're going to auction off

0:25.3

the painting that will heal the world as a charity benefit thing for Planned Parenthood.

0:31.3

It's going to be on the Branson owns Twitch channel. I'll put the link in the episode

0:35.2

description here. You're going to have to bid for this thing,

0:37.9

but a piece of priceless art history could be yours for the right price. This Sunday, Halloween.

0:44.7

And the other quick announcement is we still got the live show coming up in Chicago on November

0:50.0

8th with Felix. So we got tickets for that in the episode description as well.

0:55.5

Anyway, bye-bye.

1:01.1

Last time on E1.

1:02.9

Dr. Yans, no.

1:04.4

Oh man, I'm in the Simpsons, dude.

1:06.8

The Mona Lisa, that's in the public domain already.

1:09.0

I want my money back.

1:09.9

You know what, living in your car's overrated. Dokeness isn't something that's in you. It's. I want my money back. You know what? Living in your cause overrated.

1:12.1

Domeness isn't something that's in you. It's something that comes out of you. When you threw white wine on my pig at my cousins, Kinseniera, I wanted to shoot your head off. But I knew one day you'd be my best friend.

1:22.8

Nothing better than nine guys all shit at the same time. I gotta stop eating guys raw. This bomb says three seconds on it.

1:29.3

I wonder what that means.

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