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Episode One

202 - The Kitty Cat Club Cat Contest [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]

Episode One

Episode One

Comedy

4.8858 Ratings

🗓️ 4 November 2021

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

The 96th annual Kitty Cat Club Cat Contest kicks off with commentary from Farris Fortune (@necrobranson), Orpheus Griggs (@intellegint), and Sir Willy Balderdash (@charlesraustin) as 10 fluffy little angels strut their stuff to compete for kitty cat glory. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/58304430

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0:00.0

So the cats are loaded up.

0:02.4

We have the announcement here ready to go.

0:05.7

Let's go ahead and get to our candidates.

0:10.3

First up coming out of the tunnel.

0:13.3

We have, let's take a look here, bumpkin, roll up your jeans and get down into the crick.

0:19.3

Here comes everyone's favorite little country guy, Bumpkin the cat.

0:24.5

Bumpkin is a domestic short-haired cat with black fur and a little white patch on his tummy and legs that make it look exactly like overalls.

0:34.3

What a cute little guy here with his iconic long piece of straw in his mouth.

0:39.5

You can see here, Bumpkin is an easy-going country boy with cute little ears and bright blue eyes.

0:46.2

Interesting side note, guys, Bumpkin is the only cat in this competition who has not gone to college.

0:52.6

Oh, wow.

0:53.7

Completely self-made cat bumpkin.

0:55.6

He did get his GED, though.

0:57.4

He did.

0:58.1

He did get it off.

0:59.1

You can see him kind of bring it around from time to time and showed off with pride.

1:03.9

But this is about a second year in the competition.

1:06.6

I don't think he has to prove his merit anymore.

1:09.4

What do you guys think of bumpkin?

1:10.8

I like him. I don't think he has to prove his merit anymore. What do you guys think of bumpkin?

1:11.4

I like him.

1:14.3

I think he's got a lot of, he's got a lot of spunk.

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